Word of the day: Escargot
And name of the day : Judas Iscariot.
Judas Who ?
Iscariot. like Escargot.
You just got to knock off the "e" and the "g" with the "i" and you would anyway replace the slimy, writhing, squirming but oh-so gentle escargots with.......
Incredible! [and that too for the lack of a better word in my mind which is working at a snail's pace right now]